(XL EDITION) CHITHAPP'S CHIEF EXECUTIVE CHATS - PERFUNCTORY PRONOUNCEMENTS OF NON-CONTINGENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Hello!
- I spent the first 15 years of my career in Seattle.
What's the prison's name?
- I think it's really important to have a long-term perspective.
Well, how long will you remain on parole?
- Our business thrives on free and open global trade.
How often did you play Monopoly behind bars?
- The President has had business leaders at the table.
Will he pardon you?!
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Hello!
- Our politicians are stupid.
So, what're you getting at?
- I feel, a lot of people listen to what I have to say.
What do you have to say?
- No challenge is too great.
How do you manage everyday hair-control?
- No dream is too big.
Do you use a hot comb?
- Nothing we want for our future is beyond our reach.
A surefire method, right?
- A lot of people don't like to win.
Do you know 'Schwarzkopf' products?!
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Hello!
- Our glufosinate products battle herbicide-resistant weeds.
What's your name again?
- Our approach is diversity.
How much sleep did you get last night?
- We want producers to rotate the active ingredients.
What kind of medication do you take?
- Anything, if overused, will develop resistance.
Why don't you take a few days off?!