Gay Blades (ePub)

Never in a million years did lean, muscled, competitive figure skater Garry Windsor imagine he'd sink this low-performing nightly in "Gold on Ice," a glittery, gaudy, touring ice-skating show. Maybe if he hadn't fallen on his adorable buns with each attempted quad jump during his one-shot Olympic program, he be beaming from a cereal box. Garry's only consolation in the world of theme park tacky is his best friend and fellow skater Jay Logan. When the two aren't gyrating on the ice, they're scorching the sheets at every Motel 6 with their male fans, dreaming of rich husbands and life without the soulless frostbite of pro skating.

When the troupe lands at a local rink in boring Clarksville, Missouri, the guys think they've hit an all-time low… until they meet a gorgeous eighteen-year-old fan of the first order: Tag Tempkin. Projecting a demeanor of sweet innocence, the novice skater shyly takes to the ice under Jay and Garry's prodding and executes a dazzling, flawless performance. Impressed with his skating-and his spandex-Jay and Garry push their producer to add him to the show, while both men pursue him in bed where Tag demonstrates talents that could win him gold in a whole new category of competition.

Faster than they can say Eve Harrington on steroids, Garry and Jay watch in horrified amazement as their protégé steps over their beautiful bodies and claws his way to the top. But this isn't Garry and Jay's first time at the ice-skating rodeo, and they have a thing or two to teach Miss Manipulation about getting even. Using everything and everyone at their disposal-from cheap tricks to some of the most gorgeously sculpted bait on the planet-Garry and Jay concoct a delicious plan of revenge that will pull the sequins off a certain skater's goody-goody act and show the world All About Tag…