Jonny B. Jizzin: The Simp Chronicles (ePub)

Well, things didn't go exactly as planned with the gorgeous girl of my dreams, Chanel. She's still dating that muscle-headed jerk, Cameron, and I'm still broke and single... But I'm not giving up! The mysterious and lovely Dr. Murasaki has recruited me - or seduced me, let's be honest here - for another insane gig, with WAY more benefits than the last one! The payout is a lot higher, and supposedly this little job involves an island ruled by beautiful Amazonians. I'm talking toned-tummies and thick thighs, as far as the eye can see! A true paradise! Surely nothing could go wrong, right? I just have to show up, woo some Amazonian Princess, and grab some dumb shiny rock called the "Reanimation Amethyst" or something. EAZY MONEY (and benefits, heh-heh), right?

Wait, what's that? The last dude who was sent there lost his man parts? Oh, Lord...It sounds like the Doc "forgot" to give me all the details again. How lame!

¿¿¿¿Join me again friends, and see just how far the power of love can drive one simp to fight for the girl of his dreams!

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Jonny B. Jizzin Vol.2 - SIMPIN' IN PARADISE

Thanks for everyone who has supported me through these 1st two releases.

~ Lolo X Eros