Oh, My God! Ninja! A Brit's Take on Arnie, Icky Sex and Other Fun Movie Stuff (Ice Dog Movie Guide, #4) / Ice Dog Movie Guide (ePub)

Name: Oh, My God! Ninja! A Brit's Take on Arnie, Icky Sex and Other Fun Movie Stuff (Ice Dog Movie Guide, #4) / Ice Dog Movie Guide
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Autor: Dave Franklin

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Oh, My God! Ninja! A Brit's Take on Arnie, Icky Sex and Other Fun Movie Stuff (Ice Dog Movie Guide, #4) / Ice Dog Movie Guide, Dave Franklin

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I have of late, wherefore I know not, lost all of my mirth…

Man delights not me; no, nor women neither.

In my dreams (and increasingly during my more whimsical waking moments) I wander through Movieland. Sometimes I chat...

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I have of late, wherefore I know not, lost all of my mirth…

Man delights not me; no, nor women neither.

In my dreams (and increasingly during my more whimsical waking moments) I wander through Movieland. Sometimes I chat to Kelly McGillis about being in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28 while a strung-out Withnail stands close by complaining about going on holiday by mistake. At others a xenomorph near the bus stop rips off Forrest Gump's head before being machine-gunned by the ED-209. I close my eyes, take a contented breath, and reopen them to see Frau Blücher upsetting the horses again as Tony Montana snorts coke and tells the permanently agitated Don Logan that this town is like one giant pussy waiting to get fucked.

I wander and I wander and I never want to leave…

Some movies, you see, contain magic. Magic that seeps into your soul and becomes a part of you. I mean, why waste your time travelling the world, having a career, nurturing dreams or taking a woman seriously? Such pursuits involve a great deal of effort and invariably end in disappointment. Surely it's better to stay invisible at home while exploring a rich cinematic odyssey alongside the likes of Marty McFly, Jessica 6, the Black Knight, Bill Kilgore and a Stepford wife or two?

Come now. Partake in the madness. Let me hold your hand and lead you nowhere.

Autoren-Porträt von Dave Franklin

Dave Franklin is a Brit who lives Down Under. He has also written ten novels ranging from dark comedy and horror to crime and hardcore porn. His naughty work includes Looking for Sarah Jane Smith (2001), Begin the Madness: The Straitjacket Blues Trilogy (2014), The Muslim Zombies (2018) & Welcome to Wales, Girls: A Violent Odyssey of Pornographic Filth (2018).

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Autor: Dave Franklin
2023, Englisch
Verlag: Baby Ice Dog Press
ISBN-10: 8215177115
ISBN-13: 9798215177112
Erscheinungsdatum: 28.07.2023

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