Oh Shit! I'm 70 and Still Smoking Hot (ePub)

Maggie and Kevin have been married for decades and she is comfortable in her marriage and liefe. It is only when Kevin asks Maggie for a divorce that the green monster of jealousy sticks it's head out. She does decide to carry on after crying alone for days. Maggie decides to carry on though having been shattered to the core. The settlement money in the divorce does come in handy and Maggie keeps herself busy having a face lift and shops for a new wardrobe too. This is still not enough so she books a tour to Venice on her own, while dreaming of Gondola's beneath stars and handsom men that are too willing to entertain Maggie. Little does Maggie know that her ex husband and his younger wife are going to surpris her by having their honeymoon in Venice and staying in the same hotel as where Maggie will be staying. She, Maggie is furious that this can happen but Kevin and his young wife feel it will be a time to getting to know each other better. Maggie hates bth Kevin and Chrystal for having done this to her marriage and now to her divorce. When Maggies luggage get's lost it is Kevin needing to look for it and conveniently for him he is too happy to assist Maggie into her new single life. Spending time with Kevin and Chrystal is toomuch for Maggie and she is ine need of a glass of wine to dim the pain and to keep herself calm. On her return home she meets Mike and He becomes a part of her and her dog Scampy's life. Mike and Maggie love the same things but Mike and Chrystal are about the same age and hit it off. Maggie get's driven to the brink wondering what Kevin and Crystal wanted with her, what favor could they have wanted to demand from her the newly single girl that has just picked up speed into her new life with no worries. It is Mike that points out that Kevin is still in love with Maggie. It is also Mike that Maggie chases from her life and vows to stay single.

Hardly have the three, Maggie Kevin and Chrystal arrived back from honeymoon and the newly weds turn up at her home and that to request something of her that sends her overboard.