P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms / A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms (ePub)

"New Year's resolutions are a consolation for it being impossible for us to really start our lives afresh."

"Prostitutes hire out one tiny portion of their bodies. Employees sell countless huge portions of their lives."

"Almost every married woman did not really want to be married by her man. They merely wanted to be married … and by a man."

"A true believer in God prays only to thank, never to ask; and welcomes, with open arms, every single thing that is happening."

"Most relationships and marriages that are older than 3 years owe their not having ended to compromise, trust, forgiveness, etc., good communication, and great lies."

AND 300+ OTHER APHORISMS

Mokokoma is a rare breed. Although most of his sentences leave one with the painful task of thinking, and many of them show or remind us that we human beings are not as smart and not as important to existence as we think we are, you are way more likely to come across, in a daytime, many readers who like him, than you are to come across, in your lifetime, a few writers who are like him.

Mokokoma is a keen observer, an insightful and original thinker, and a wordsmith and a satirist of note. Many of his sentences are each way more intellectually rewarding than not a few collections of a thousand randomly selected books.

As you are about to find out, if you haven't, Mokokoma Mokhonoana wrote many of the most profound, many of the most memorable, many of the most hilarious, and many of the most thought-provoking sentences that will ever be written.