The Autobiography of a Nobody... (ePub)

SUPPORT YOUR STARVING AUTHOR
Here I am A Nobody and I'm expecting you to buy another book. Why on earth would you buy a book from someone you have never heard of before?
Because I can give you 3 good reasons why you should invest in my book. Has any other author ever done that? I don't think so.
Let me show you just why my book is worth your hard-earned money.
1.) At least one character in my book will remind you of:
Yourself
An In-Law
An Ex-In-Law
A Best Friend
An Ex-Friend
A Stranger you met once in your lifetime.

2.) If you will read just one chapter of my book I guarantee that you will
Laugh
Cry
Reminisce
or simply Curse yourself for spending money on another book.

3.) My final guarantee is that I can give you a practical reason to buy my book. You can add it to your Emergency Kit
It will might come in handy. You can use it as a splint for a broken leg, If none of these strike a fancy then you can strike it with a match and use it as kindling.
Do you need a reminder of the outhouses and used catalogs?
Well my book will come in handy if you ever run out of toilet paper.
Let's face it with the way the economy is today my book might come in real handy.
So Pull up a comfy chair ,grab your favorite drink, and journey with me to the hills of West Virginia where we will Laugh a while, or Cry a little bit, but rest assured we will enjoy our time together. Thanks Friend.